Elie Mystal & Staci Zaretsky

Breaking: Georgetown Law Campus On Lockdown

September 30, 2011, 10:41 am

News and tips trickled in on Friday about the Georgetown University Law Center campus being put on lockdown because of an armed man on campus. What happened, and was the armed man ever apprehended?

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Best Way to Brag About an Offer: Just Lay It Out And Bask In Your Own Glory

September 30, 2011, 1:05 pm

For the millennials, bragging comes so naturally they don't even realize when they're doing it. It's like their biological imperatives are to survive, reproduce, and post evidence of it on Facebook....

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Non-Sequiturs: 09.30.11

September 30, 2011, 2:38 pm

* Is this sexual harassment? Since when is deepthroating a popsicle sexual harassment? Looks like a case for the Association of Finnish Lawyers. [Copyranter] * If Sarah Palin wants to sue somebody, it...

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Non-Sequiturs: 10.06.11

October 6, 2011, 3:41 pm

* Saying your dog ate something isn’t a creative enough excuse these days. Try this instead: “I kept the clients’ missing money in my car, which I left running in the parking lot to keep my dead dog’s...

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Non-Sequiturs: 10.28.11

October 28, 2011, 2:12 pm

* Maybe one of our readers can answer this dude’s question. Do you have any legal recourse if people keep trying to kidnap you and force you to film Saddam Hussein look-alike porn? [Legal Blawg Watch]...

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Quote of the Day: Wait, Who Should We Call?

December 13, 2011, 10:25 am

I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY. — Joe Amendola, attorney for accused child predator Jerry Sandusky, suggesting in a press conference held earlier today that a reality check was in order for anyone...

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Non-Sequiturs: 01.13.12

January 13, 2012, 2:17 pm

* If you can ignore the fact that Ben Stein is suing over being discriminated against by global warming believers, he’s still a pretty smart guy. [Gawker] * How long until we just conduct the entire...

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